Meanwhile on Twitter
Going to the DMV to renew my license. If I never come back out, tell @johncmayer I love him! #mylastwords
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Mom to her son at the DMV "no u r not going to put darth vader as your midlle name on the form"
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Boy's response to his mom "but moooom, I do go by Darth Vader!!!"
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Why are ppl at public offices such freaks? pfff!
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Guy sitting beside me: "how do you like your iPhone?" Me: It's great I love it. Guy: "can I touch it?" Me: NO!!!
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I'm not even kidding folks, you can't make this stuff up! #fucktherevolution