Dawson's Creek Dialog Converter
Dawson's Creek Dialog Converter
Found this idea on the world wide web. It is amusing to say the least.
This is how it works: you take a simple dialog and converts to Dawson's Creek style. Go above and beyond, be imaginative, creative. Dream little. That's the true "Dawson's Creek way to be". And I know you've watched it before so you know what I mean. Here goes a example:
Before DCDC
- Do you have the time?
- Noon.
- Thanks.
After DCDC:
- Do you have the time?
- Noon...
- Noon... When I was young, the sun used to have a beautiful and bright glow at this time of the day..
- Yeah... and our dreams were so innocent.
- I remember my grandma leaving a piece of apple pie for "her favorite grandson" - as she used to say.
- Our worries consisted in coming home to play. And now... now many dreams are broken.
- I hope never have broken your dreams, Joey.
- Dawson, you were the one that helped me mend many of them...
- Joey, If I mended your dreams it was because...
(it goes on forever...)
Before DCDC
- Are you a virgin?
- No.
After DCDC
Jen: What about you, Joe? Are you a virgin?
Joey: You kidding? Years ago. Trucker named Bubba...
(and it goes on and on and on...)